Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Least Memorable Date

I had this one girl hound me for the longest time. Her name was Paige, and she was very interested in me for some reason. She was a little on the thick side for me, but not what you would call fat. She had white hair and very fair skin, almost an albino but not quite, but attractive enough where most guys would go out with her.

I pick her up in my Mustang. She says, "My roommate is doing a background check on you right now. I also expect you to really spend money on me."

I circled the block and dropped her off.

Total disrespect from the first date. There wasn't a second date.