Monday, July 5, 2010

Dating Disasters

Most of us who have been "out there" know that a lot of women are not really fit to be in a relationship. For many reasons, they are good candidates to pump and dump - if you know what I mean. Of course, that can be a good thing. I like dating the high-powered career chick types because they always seem to let their ego get in the way of being happy. This means we have a great time having sex and they get to fall in love again, then I leave when they try to take control or push me around.

Here are some of my wonderful dating disasters with high-powered career chicks:
  • I agreed to meet a good-looking English girl on a date as long as it wasn't too crowded. I showed up at the place and it was a tourist trap, a huge coffee shop with easily 300 people inside and out. I never found her. Later, she complained that I didn't look long enough.
  • I dated a woman for a month who was great in bed and we really had fun, but her ex-boyfriend called about four times a day and she couldn't stop talking about him. That became tiresome quickly.
  • Another one had been dumped by a friend-with-benefits. He got married and moved away. I dated her for three weeks, but she was still hung up on him and talked about him every single day.
  • I dated a Jewish girl who never watched television, never caught the news, just watched old DVD movies over and over. Her entire life was spent talking about her wonderful life as the ex-wife of a guy who ran a pawn shop. That didn't last.
The wonderful thing about these girls is that they have such a big ego, they do the work for you. If they are so important, and you are so small and insignificant, then these are the ones where it is appropriate to break up by email, text, or letter. You don't have to do all that drama of breaking up in person after two weeks of hot sex.